also been to
hold or reduce the cost of rallies while increasing
the activities and events at each. A difficult task
indeed but one your Executive has taken on with zeal..
Your Vice-Presidents, Betsy Stoker for the USA and
Austin Slack for Canada have also been very busy
organizing these rallies for 2010 and encourage you to
attend as many as possible. In addition, we hope
you will extend an invitation to attend a rally with
new potential Chapter members in tow.
Our
June
Rally will be held in beautiful Stirling, Ontario
hosted by Jim & Penney Bateman. Our July
Rally followed by our August
Rally will be held in the Upper New York State
area with further details coming shortly.
The season closer, our September
Rally will be held at a private beach on Grippen
Lake near Lyndhurst, Ontario hosted by Nancy &
Gary Grant. Space is limited so please register early.
More details on all of our rallies will be distributed
shortly. Mark your calendars and plan to attend each
one this year.
Please
note this year's rally dates:
-
June
4-5-6, 2010 - Confirmed
-
July 16-17-18, 2010 - Tentative
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August 13-14-15, 2010 - Tentative
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September 10-11-12, 2010 - Confirmed
RV
Humour Time
The
Parrot That Wouldn't Shut Up!
Ray, an RV'er, travels in his motorhome
with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a campground,
the bird's swearing got to be too much. So Ray grabbed it by it's
throat and yelled 'Stop it!'. But only minutes later, the bird was
swearing again.
The next day, the bird yelled so loudly that the couple next door in
a fifth wheel stopped by to demand its silence. Desperate, Ray
locked the bird in the kitchen cabinet but, it didn't help; the bird
kept right on swearing. The next day, the bird was even worse.
As a last resort, Ray tossed it into his spacious Dometic freezer.
After five minutes, all was quiet.
Worried the bird might be freezing, Ray
took it out. "I'm sorry,' confessed the suddenly polite bird.
'I promise never to swear again.' Ray was astonished. He
couldn't understand the change in attitude.' By the way,' said the
parrot, 'what did the chicken do?'
Saved By Her Winnebago
A
young, pregnant RV'er named Sally was involved in a
traffic accident. Because she was in a sturdy
Winnebago, she survived but was left in a coma. When
she awoke a few days later in the hospital she was no
longer pregnant! She asked her doctor 'What happened?'
He
replied, 'Sally, you had twins- a boy and a girl. Your
brother named them for you.'
'Oh
no!' Sally shrieked. 'Not my brother! His elevator
doesn't go to the top floor, if you know what I mean!'
The doctor replied, 'Well Sally, your brother named
your daughter Denise'.
'Whew,
that's not bad,' she replied, looking very relieved.
Then hesitantly she asked, 'What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew',
he said.
