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IN FOCUS...  Continued
 

also been to hold or reduce the cost of rallies while increasing the activities and events at each. A difficult task indeed but one your Executive has taken on with zeal..

Your Vice-Presidents, Betsy Stoker for the USA and Austin Slack for Canada have also been very busy organizing these rallies for 2010 and encourage you to attend as many as possible.  In addition, we hope you will extend an invitation to attend a rally with new potential Chapter members in tow.

Our June Rally will be held in beautiful Stirling, Ontario hosted by Jim & Penney Bateman. Our July Rally followed by our August Rally will be held in the Upper New York State area with further details coming shortly.

The season closer, our September Rally will be held at a private beach on Grippen Lake near Lyndhurst, Ontario hosted by Nancy & Gary Grant. Space is limited so please register early. More details on all of our rallies will be distributed shortly. Mark your calendars and plan to attend each one this year.

 

Please note this year's rally dates: 

  • June 4-5-6, 2010  -  Confirmed

  • July 16-17-18, 2010  - Tentative

  • August 13-14-15, 2010 - Tentative

  • September 10-11-12, 2010 - Confirmed


RV Humour Time

The Parrot That Wouldn't Shut Up!

Ray, an RV'er, travels in his motorhome with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a campground, the bird's swearing got to be too much. So Ray grabbed it by it's throat and yelled 'Stop it!'. But only minutes later, the bird was swearing again.

The next day, the bird yelled so loudly that the couple next door in a fifth wheel stopped by to demand its silence. Desperate, Ray locked the bird in the kitchen cabinet but, it didn't help; the bird kept right on swearing. The next day, the bird was even worse.  As a last resort, Ray tossed it into his spacious Dometic freezer. After five minutes, all was quiet.

Worried the bird might be freezing, Ray took it out. "I'm sorry,' confessed the suddenly polite bird. 'I promise never to swear again.'  Ray was astonished. He couldn't understand the change in attitude.' By the way,' said the parrot, 'what did the chicken do?'

Saved By Her Winnebago

A young, pregnant RV'er named Sally was involved in a traffic accident. Because she was in a sturdy Winnebago, she survived but was left in a coma. When she awoke a few days later in the hospital she was no longer pregnant! She asked her doctor 'What happened?'

He replied, 'Sally, you had twins- a boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.'

'Oh no!' Sally shrieked. 'Not my brother! His elevator doesn't go to the top floor, if you know what I mean!' The doctor replied, 'Well Sally, your brother named your daughter Denise'.

'Whew, that's not bad,' she replied, looking very relieved. Then hesitantly she asked, 'What's the boy's name?'

'Denephew', he said.


Drive Safe. We'll See You Down The Road.